13 Reasons Why: Soup is the Worst

no soup

  1. Bowl too hot
  2. Spoon falls in
  3. Burns your mouth
  4. Nothin to chew
  5. A fool’s food
  6. Too wet
  7. Hard stuff sinks
  8. Take the ingredients and make literally anything else
  9. Spoon too hot
  10. Can’t eat it with a fork
  11. Crackers are the food
  12. Tin cans make the microwave catch on fire
  13. I hate it